“Fuck it.” The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. “Summon Cthulhu.”
Messages Scrawled With Thread and Needle On Roses
Artist and embroidery expert Sophie King is not your average talent. This British expert has composed a series of creations where she etches intricate patterns on fragile rose petals.
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In a cottage home in France, wearing lingerie and twirling around the kitchen
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honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.
Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.
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why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless
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happy birthday major dick bong
awesome
Imagine being from a proud warrior culture thousands of years old, destined to conquer territory for the glorious Empire, and you abruptly get killed by some guy named Dick Bong from Wisconsin.
On September 15h, 2017 the Cassini spacecraft will end its 20-year mission by diving into the atmosphere of Saturn.
Goodnight, Cassini.
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Stunning Glass Bottle Encapsulated Rose Pendants
Romanian artist “Julia” and owner of Resity creates unique and colorful resin jewelry, composed of real plants and rosebuds that were formulated to never wither. Carefully crafted, each piece resembles a romantic and vintage token from a fairytale novel. Constructed from real dried roses, clear resin, antiqued brass chains, and silver plated chains, each pendant expresses a variety of message, according to the meaning of each flower and its color.
In the hopes of making jewelry making her full-time job, “Julia’s” dream is supported by her loving family and art studies.
The daily creations simulate the elegance and beauty of Victorian memorabilia. Since no plant or manual process is alike, each pendant is a unique piece of art. The presence of the encapsulated flowers in glass bottles resemble the human concept of memory. They are sacred keepsakes with profound meanings. You can find other creations, including, resin ring and bangles in her Etsy shop.
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Americans have literally no banter
idk what country this is coming from but we’ve probably beaten you in a war at some point
I’m American
Civil war
#America: “ill kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your dogs ass. I’ll kick my own ass”
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